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Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Is It Done Yet?





"Have you finished doing that laptop yet?" inquires the Function Manager.
"What the laptop you gave me at 11 o'clock and told me it needed completely setting up by the end of today?" I innocently reply
"Yes."
"The one that you gave me just before that full Artic came with that delivery for us."
"Yes."
"That I had to unload, and move down to the basement"
"Yes."
"The delivery that you saw me taking and moving all fifteen hundred boxes down to the basement while you watched."
"Yes"
"The delivery that I've only just finished doing; thanks for the help by the way."
"Yes that's the one."
"No I haven't done it yet."
"I thought you might of done it by now."
"No, I was sorting out the delivery. Remember you sat and watched me through the window. When did you think I might of had time to of done it?"
"You know....between..."
"Between what? Boxes?"
"errrr.........."


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