Wake up in the mornin'
I'm not much of a morning person, as I'm sure anybody who has seen me in the morning will attest to. So I think it was a rather cruel prank of the world what happened to me today when walking into work.
Stumbling along looking out at the world with bleary morning vision I see a good looking woman in the distance walking towards me. As she approaches she greets me with a very friendly and warm "Hello" which resonates in tones of "how you doing". I attempt a hello back but all my morning vocal cords can manage is a barely humanoid gurrgle. It is at this moment that I realise who this woman is. She is the woman who I had the biggest crush on at school, the woman who all through school I thought she didn't even realise I existed and here she is saying "hello" to me and all I can manage is to sound like some sort of Doctor Who monster. I quickly try and salvage the situation and try another greeting,
"Hello, sorry about that you caught me a bit off guard. Look I'm afraid I'm running a bit late for work at the moment but would you care to meet up sometime this week for a drink and a chat?" That was what I tried to say unfortunately all that came out was a flemmey cough and she's gone, well more accurately I'm gone. Like a complete idiot I forgot to stop walking.
Arriving at work I also notice that I have managed to spill a load of egg yolk down my front1. So not only did I give her the impression that I am a complete idiot I also made it look like I have yet to master cutlery
1. This is not a euphemism I had boiled eggs for breakfast and had managed to get the runny yolk all over the place, which at the best of times is no yolk. geddit, sorry
I'm not much of a morning person, as I'm sure anybody who has seen me in the morning will attest to. So I think it was a rather cruel prank of the world what happened to me today when walking into work.
Stumbling along looking out at the world with bleary morning vision I see a good looking woman in the distance walking towards me. As she approaches she greets me with a very friendly and warm "Hello" which resonates in tones of "how you doing". I attempt a hello back but all my morning vocal cords can manage is a barely humanoid gurrgle. It is at this moment that I realise who this woman is. She is the woman who I had the biggest crush on at school, the woman who all through school I thought she didn't even realise I existed and here she is saying "hello" to me and all I can manage is to sound like some sort of Doctor Who monster. I quickly try and salvage the situation and try another greeting,
"Hello, sorry about that you caught me a bit off guard. Look I'm afraid I'm running a bit late for work at the moment but would you care to meet up sometime this week for a drink and a chat?" That was what I tried to say unfortunately all that came out was a flemmey cough and she's gone, well more accurately I'm gone. Like a complete idiot I forgot to stop walking.
Arriving at work I also notice that I have managed to spill a load of egg yolk down my front1. So not only did I give her the impression that I am a complete idiot I also made it look like I have yet to master cutlery
1. This is not a euphemism I had boiled eggs for breakfast and had managed to get the runny yolk all over the place, which at the best of times is no yolk. geddit, sorry
