The Too Easy And Short Computer Game
Or a Day and a half in my life

Sunday
2.30pm - Go to town and buy GUN for the PS2
3.30 - arrive at The Mill to continue clearing out for new rehearsal room.
7.30 - Tea.
7.45 - Play Gun.
9ish - have break and cup of tea
9.30ish - 10.30 Play gun.

Monday
9.30 - Go to opticians and get eyes prodded.
10.30 - Go to work.
10.45 - Photoshop some work collegues
12-2 - Liquid lunch.
2-5 - Do a flash video and print out a Rasterbated image of one of the mornings photoshops.
6.30 - Tea.
6.45 - 9 - Play Gun
9.10 - Watch Gun end credits and feel disapointed, could of been so good if they'd just tried harder.
9.11 - Realise that Never Mind the Buzzcocks is on TV, go and watch.
22.00 - Write this.

Should of bought Resident Evil, Daryl talked me out of it saying it was too easy but Gun was the way to go. D'oh.

The Emerald lady


It's My Dying Bride on stage. She's the most gorgeous creature you’ve ever seen, talking to a friend of mine. I don't know why but I'm feeling chancy and go over and talk to her.

Every things going great, we talk through the night and it goes past in a blur. She's Irish and is nice enough not to take the piss too much when I do that thing of attempting to match someones accent and it going horribly wrong, I ended up talking with a scottish slant. We end up walking to the taxi rank at the the end of the night. But she's staying with mutual friends and is going in completely the opposite direction and sadly we must part ways, and leave the night with the now oh so familiar look of "I was so looking forward to doing the sex thing with you" on both our faces. Asking her what the chances of seeing her again she tells me she's heading back to Ireland and probably wouldn’t see me again.

Bum