You know nothing, new dad.

I get it, your a dad.

You've managed to spawn a living creature. I'm sure it's wonderful and magical.

I'm sure your looking forward to parting all your wisdom onto your new born.

However.

I'm older than you and as such have been round the block a few more times, I've sure as hell been doing this job a lot longer than you so don't come over here giving me your smug cocky half smile and head tilt telling me to try something I already know and did,

Stop trying to act like the big cheese with me because.

I.

AM.

THE BIG CHEESE!