Bath Time

After work it's usually shower time, although today Katie was going to be a little late  home so I decided instead to have a nice relaxing bath.So I draw myself a nice bath and settle in for a good soak. Just settle in then.....

tapa-tapa-tapa-scratch-scratch.
A couple of small paws then a furry head appears just above the bath line.
"Hey Monkey what you doing?" inquirers Cujo*
"I'm having a bath" replies I, somewhat annoyed. "and didn't I lock the door?"
"No, you just closed it but forgot to lock it because you're going senile in your old age"
"Oh, well. Leave me alone I'm having a bath"
scratch-scratch-thump-thump
"Stop jumping up and down, you don't want to get in this bath Cujo!"
"No!" scratch-scratch-thump-thump "But you've got to come quick!"
"Why?"
"Errm...you didn't feed me"
"Yes I did"
"Oh, notice that did you" scratch-scratch-thump-thump-scrabble-scrabble "Jesus Monkey! I nearly fell in that time. What kind of a Poseidon death trap are you running here!"
"Look just what do you want?"
"I mean I could of drowned then."
"What do you want?"
"I saw my life flash before my eyes!" scratch-scratch-thump-thump
"What DO you want!"
"And it goes seven times quicker for a dog, so I went really quickly" scratch-scratch-thump-thump
"Stop jumping or it'll happen again"
"Mind you I've had a good run, like that time I nearly caught my tail, ah such memories" scratch-scracth-thump-thump
"Do you want to go out is that it?"
"Oh, Yeah! I need to go out right now or....or I'll poo and wee all over the place"scrach-scratch-thump-thump-scratch-scratch-thump-thump!
"But I let you out before I got in the bath"
"Yeah but I really need to go this time!" scratch-scratch-thump-thump!scratch-scratch-thump-thump! SPLASH! "Ah my face! My face is wet! This is all your fault Monkey!"
"Fine I'll let you out"

Later downstairs

I open the door "There you go the doors open you can go to the toilet." 
"Oh, I don't need the toilet monkey, but I think I saw a cat".


[*] Obviously this is translated into English, she actually communicates through whines, head tilts and various other forms of dog communication