The euphamistic possibilities astound even me. Harry and Virginia Slutter? Mount Hood?

Crap, God must have planned this tragedy with a chuckle! Clickie woo

I think the pilot had one to many last night...

Oh and Rescuees isn't a word you stupid bint.

Seeing as it's getting near to the old footie time I suppose I should post this as indeed a mark of greatness is to help lesser human beings out like you lot, arr I really am to nice.

... I think i'm getting a superiority complex.

Shit I just forgot my login for one of my many web based thingies.

Just the login mind I can remember the password, this is always the way dammit.

<sarcasm> Oooo yes please send me lots of spam about lowering my phone calls even though I'm out side America and the offer has no relavance to me.
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