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Thursday, December 02, 2004

Feed Me!


God damn facist sandwhich shops!
Why do they all closed by 2 o'clock?
Is there some sort of cufew on bread after this time?
Will the police suddenly surrond the shop and threaten to storm the place if they don't close by 2?
It's not just sandwhich shops though is it, no that wouldn't be too bad, it's also the ruddy fish and chip shops and Mrs Miggins tea shop! In fact anywhere where I could get food from!

Consequently my lunch today consists of a Marathon Bar and a pack of soggy Cheese and Onion crisps from the vending machine upstairs. Oh I also made the mistake of ordering tomato soup from the vending machine, which seems to just be blobs of oil floating a a duious brown liquid, I'd get rid of it by pouring it into the plant next to me but I don't want to be charged with herbicide.

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