Ok, Ok, Your A Ambulance
"Quick operator give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson

Not much intresting happening in my life so I thought I'd share a phone conversation I had while working on the helpdesk the other week.

Me: Yell-oh. Aye, tea...

Ian, in the back ground Yeah and a coffee for me Dave

Me: ...helpdesk.

Caller: I need an ambulance. Now.

Me: Dude this is the IT helpdesk we don't do ambulances

Caller: I need it now.

Me: Look dude we don't do ambulances. Just Computer problems.

Caller: Don't dick me around you high school drop out shit! Give me a fucking ambulance! You work for the NHS don't you.

Dave comes back in with my cup of tea.
Me: Cheers dude. Yes I do.

Caller: Well you ignorant shit call me a fucking ambulance.

Me: That's a smashing brew Dave. Look man it doesn' work like that we provide technical support, ie computers printers ect to the GP surgorys. We do not nor have we ever or will ever provide ambulances.

Caller: Well smart arse where can I get one from?

Me: Erm, 999?

Caller: ......ok I'll ring that then..