Some Prick Just Tried To Grease Me


Driving back from band practice, the rehearsal room lies in not the most salubrious part of town, and I got to a quiet stretch of road, checking the rear view mirror and the car that had been following me since the street after I left the rehearsal room was still there. "Hummm maybe it's the police checking me out, maybe they think I've been cruising for hookers. Best check my speed. Yeah 30 that's cool".
Suddenly a car comes screeching around the corner in front of me, it's about 50 meters away. "Bloody idiots. Er guys we drive on the Left in this country..." Their about 20 meters away now, still accelerating towards me. The old horn doesn't seem to be disuadeing them from their current course of action so I decide that I best take some action. So with maybe 8 meters to spare its a hard left for me bumping up onto the pavement and avoiding the front of other car by inches "phew! Aw crap". A lampost, just my luck, hard right back onto the road it is then, bumping back onto the road and missing the back of the car by inches. "Fucking arsehole!". Looking back and the car is speeding off down the street out of view, the car that had been following me is still there and stays with me for a few streets then leaves, guess they weren't the police then.