Mysterious Weekend Return part II
Ok, does my desk at work have it's own little life during the weekend or something? First my cup goes missing and then this.
I returned back from the weekend to my desk and my new cups overturned in the centre of the desk. Remarking to myself about how helarious the guys are in my office and that the level of japery in the office has fallen and I must do something about it, I notice the thin layer of green surrounding the cup. That's not right. As I get closer I notice that this carpet of green is made up hundres of dead greenfly. What the hells going on here. As I glance round the office nervously I notice that there are many more dead flys scattered around. What the hell happened here? Wait a minute did my mug just move? I slowly reach out, hesitate for a moment then place my hand gingerly on the cup. Breathing slowly, my heart pounding in my chest. I lift the cup and underneath is a spider. I would like to say it was huge but it wasn't, it was just a average sized spider, about he size of a penny. Although it wasn't large it was definatly radiating evilness, here indeed was the antichrist of spiders the bodies of the brave greenfly who had trapped it lay around it a mute testiment to the horror it was capable of unleashing upon the world. And I had freed it.
good god what had I done! Quick as a flash I grab one of the nearby transparant water cooler cups and covered the spider, it hadn't moved it was just glareing at me. As I slammed down the cup round it I breathed a sigh of relief. Then the spider turned round 360o survaying its new prison, looked up at me through the transparant cup and shrugged, I swear it shrugged, and sauntered over to the side nearest the edge of the desk and using its front legs started pushing the cup towards the edge of the desk with alarming speed! Bloody hell! I hadn't been expecting that, I place my hand on the cup and stop it just millimeters away from the edge. Grabbing a piece of paper I place it under the cup and gently lift the spider away from the desk. But what to do now? I have him captured. I decide to throw him out of the window, and then a last minute evil streak hits me, I don't know if it is the spider manipulating my mind somehow, but I decide to drop him in my bosses desk draws. So now that is where the spider sits in my bosses desk draws just waiting for him to open them.
Ok, does my desk at work have it's own little life during the weekend or something? First my cup goes missing and then this.
I returned back from the weekend to my desk and my new cups overturned in the centre of the desk. Remarking to myself about how helarious the guys are in my office and that the level of japery in the office has fallen and I must do something about it, I notice the thin layer of green surrounding the cup. That's not right. As I get closer I notice that this carpet of green is made up hundres of dead greenfly. What the hells going on here. As I glance round the office nervously I notice that there are many more dead flys scattered around. What the hell happened here? Wait a minute did my mug just move? I slowly reach out, hesitate for a moment then place my hand gingerly on the cup. Breathing slowly, my heart pounding in my chest. I lift the cup and underneath is a spider. I would like to say it was huge but it wasn't, it was just a average sized spider, about he size of a penny. Although it wasn't large it was definatly radiating evilness, here indeed was the antichrist of spiders the bodies of the brave greenfly who had trapped it lay around it a mute testiment to the horror it was capable of unleashing upon the world. And I had freed it.
good god what had I done! Quick as a flash I grab one of the nearby transparant water cooler cups and covered the spider, it hadn't moved it was just glareing at me. As I slammed down the cup round it I breathed a sigh of relief. Then the spider turned round 360o survaying its new prison, looked up at me through the transparant cup and shrugged, I swear it shrugged, and sauntered over to the side nearest the edge of the desk and using its front legs started pushing the cup towards the edge of the desk with alarming speed! Bloody hell! I hadn't been expecting that, I place my hand on the cup and stop it just millimeters away from the edge. Grabbing a piece of paper I place it under the cup and gently lift the spider away from the desk. But what to do now? I have him captured. I decide to throw him out of the window, and then a last minute evil streak hits me, I don't know if it is the spider manipulating my mind somehow, but I decide to drop him in my bosses desk draws. So now that is where the spider sits in my bosses desk draws just waiting for him to open them.
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