Crimes Against Humanity.
Corporal Hancock: Sir. [Offers mug of tea.]
Major General Urquhart: Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal Hancock: Couldn't hurt, sir. [Urquhart accepts his mug of tea.]
-A bridge too Far
A most heinous crime has been perpetrated against me this weekend and I didn't even know until this morning. What kind of a low life scumbag would do this! When I find out who did this their going to think the Hell that their going to is Heaven after I finish with them.
Some joker stole my tea mug over the weekend, what kind of a vicious depraved indervidual would do that. Don't they know it's impossible to function in the morning without a good cuppa inside you. Or maybe the do. Perhaps this is part of a nefarious plot to drive me insane. Well you failed!
Using my 'smarts' I located myself a larger tea cup and will now be able to imbibed more tea at one sitting then previously. You have failed my would be tea chalice thieves! I SHALL drink tea agin!
It's also possible I left it in the meeting room on Friday and it's been tidied up in which case ignore all the stuff that makes me sound paranoid. That would be the whole post then.
Corporal Hancock: Sir. [Offers mug of tea.]
Major General Urquhart: Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal Hancock: Couldn't hurt, sir. [Urquhart accepts his mug of tea.]
-A bridge too Far
A most heinous crime has been perpetrated against me this weekend and I didn't even know until this morning. What kind of a low life scumbag would do this! When I find out who did this their going to think the Hell that their going to is Heaven after I finish with them.
Some joker stole my tea mug over the weekend, what kind of a vicious depraved indervidual would do that. Don't they know it's impossible to function in the morning without a good cuppa inside you. Or maybe the do. Perhaps this is part of a nefarious plot to drive me insane. Well you failed!
Using my 'smarts' I located myself a larger tea cup and will now be able to imbibed more tea at one sitting then previously. You have failed my would be tea chalice thieves! I SHALL drink tea agin!
It's also possible I left it in the meeting room on Friday and it's been tidied up in which case ignore all the stuff that makes me sound paranoid. That would be the whole post then.
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