Whoop Whoop dats the sounda the police
Going out to a site today, I arrive and find it surrounded by police cars. Wondering whats going on I walk past the nearest police officers and go and ask the young good looking police woman what is going on.
Unfortunatly before she can say that she'd never belived in love at first sight untill she saw me, four of her collegues drag a rather large and clearly phsycotic man from the building his eyes fix on me, and as I'm the only person there not in uniform he decides that I must be CID1 and takes the oppertunity to say some rather rude things about what he's going to do to my mother. I give one of the Police men holding him a nod and say "Take him away Jenkins"2, he looks at me stangly but still carts the man off.
I then turned around looking all dashing and charming to the police woman but she's gone. So I just have to bask in my own glory3 for a bit then go in and have people shout at me because they broke their computer and some how it's my fault.
1. Cops In Disguise
2. This is because there is always a policeman called Jenkins in such cercumstances
3. I think it was glory the guy was rather big and scary
Going out to a site today, I arrive and find it surrounded by police cars. Wondering whats going on I walk past the nearest police officers and go and ask the young good looking police woman what is going on.
Unfortunatly before she can say that she'd never belived in love at first sight untill she saw me, four of her collegues drag a rather large and clearly phsycotic man from the building his eyes fix on me, and as I'm the only person there not in uniform he decides that I must be CID1 and takes the oppertunity to say some rather rude things about what he's going to do to my mother. I give one of the Police men holding him a nod and say "Take him away Jenkins"2, he looks at me stangly but still carts the man off.
I then turned around looking all dashing and charming to the police woman but she's gone. So I just have to bask in my own glory3 for a bit then go in and have people shout at me because they broke their computer and some how it's my fault.
1. Cops In Disguise
2. This is because there is always a policeman called Jenkins in such cercumstances
3. I think it was glory the guy was rather big and scary
1 Comments:
So you really ARE Columbo then?!?! woop!
And of course it was your fault the computer broke, well it couldnt possibly be theirs could it? No no. Never accept responsibility. Sue now ask questions later.
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