Monkey See Monkey Do
"My dick in your ear! My dick in your ear! My dick in your ear!" Screams the child as he holds the receiver from one of those toy phones with wheels on to his crotch. He's in the waiting area. Thankfully it's rather empty just Me, the kid his very shocked looking mother mother, another mother and kid and the receptionist.
The receptionist has stopped speaking into the phone. The other parent is shielding her childs ears from the profanity while oblivious to the fact that she is getting his snot all down her nice blouse. The kid holding the phone is smiling to himself looking very pleased. I have no idea what happened next as I discreetly left.
Five minutes earlier........
I'm on the phone to someone complaining about the complete hash job they've done on the "reconditioned". Which is essentially a piece of junk that they've supposedly got working and is ready for me to take out to a less high volume useage area, such as one of those self check in terminals, yup they run off reconditioned PC's that's why they never work. In most cases like this one, the reconditioned PC doesn't work so I have to mash one together with the spare parts that I have in my car or about my person.
"....look I don't mind coming out to sites with these reconditioned PC's. But they've got to work otherwise I'm stuck here out on site with my dick in my hand, and believe me nobody wants that;
Oh don't get cute with my laddie;
What did you just say about my mother!;"
I then stick the phone to my crotch and say the immortal words that follow
"Oh can you hear that? Can you hear that? That's me with my dick in your ear! Yeah my dick in you're ear bitch! I'm fucking you in your ear! Your ears going to get pregnant and have my baby it'll be a little freaking ear baby! I wont pay you child support for it either! Because I wont have to because ear children arn't recognised as real people! So yeah this is me FooooUUUUuuuuKKKKKKIIIIIINNNGGGGG you in the EAR!"
Unfortunaly I think he hung up the phone just after making the remark about my mother so it would appear that my words had been heard by nobody. Hanging up the phone I turn around; Did I hear something it sounded like one of those toy phones with wheels being dragged along.
"My dick in your ear! My dick in your ear! My dick in your ear!" Screams the child as he holds the receiver from one of those toy phones with wheels on to his crotch. He's in the waiting area. Thankfully it's rather empty just Me, the kid his very shocked looking mother mother, another mother and kid and the receptionist.
The receptionist has stopped speaking into the phone. The other parent is shielding her childs ears from the profanity while oblivious to the fact that she is getting his snot all down her nice blouse. The kid holding the phone is smiling to himself looking very pleased. I have no idea what happened next as I discreetly left.
Five minutes earlier........
I'm on the phone to someone complaining about the complete hash job they've done on the "reconditioned". Which is essentially a piece of junk that they've supposedly got working and is ready for me to take out to a less high volume useage area, such as one of those self check in terminals, yup they run off reconditioned PC's that's why they never work. In most cases like this one, the reconditioned PC doesn't work so I have to mash one together with the spare parts that I have in my car or about my person.
"....look I don't mind coming out to sites with these reconditioned PC's. But they've got to work otherwise I'm stuck here out on site with my dick in my hand, and believe me nobody wants that;
Oh don't get cute with my laddie;
What did you just say about my mother!;"
I then stick the phone to my crotch and say the immortal words that follow
"Oh can you hear that? Can you hear that? That's me with my dick in your ear! Yeah my dick in you're ear bitch! I'm fucking you in your ear! Your ears going to get pregnant and have my baby it'll be a little freaking ear baby! I wont pay you child support for it either! Because I wont have to because ear children arn't recognised as real people! So yeah this is me FooooUUUUuuuuKKKKKKIIIIIINNNGGGGG you in the EAR!"
Unfortunaly I think he hung up the phone just after making the remark about my mother so it would appear that my words had been heard by nobody. Hanging up the phone I turn around; Did I hear something it sounded like one of those toy phones with wheels being dragged along.
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