BONG! Scientists in Japan have made what might be the most significant breakthrough in medical science ever. They've discovered that drinking beer helps prevent cancer. Do you want to know more?


BONG! My car broke down on the way to work at the bottom of my road leaving me very ticked off. Do you want to know more?


BONG! I just spent way to much time doing that news artical about my car and I don't even think it was worth it.