Damn it!

I've just been invloved in a long and heated battle against a vile and cunning little critter, he crawled out of my computer and then proceeded too look like what I can only describe as jerk off on my important documents! This resulted in me squashing the little varmint with increasingly large and heavy objects includeding a box full stuff (don't know exactly what but it was fooking heavy ok) that I droped from a standing hight on to its head, and when I picked up the box it craweled away. I foolishly left it at this point thinking it had learnt its lesson but no as soon as I turn back to work it starts to deficate all over my papers again, right thinks I and grabs a hammer, unfortuantly the little sod ran so the edge of the window were the hammer couldn't get it due to the triangle that arises due to right angels (and I wasn't about to do a side swipe and take the window out). Just as I was getting a chisle to sort that problem out it ran into a hole, this time I'm not letting him come back I'm waiting by his little hole to kill the fucker dead.

Yess I'll get ya yet