We've Been Lied To.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Step right up, step right up. This is a deal not to be missed! An opportunity like this only comes along once in a blue moon. The 6 Fingered Man EP “We’ve Been Lied to” is released!

What’s that sir how much is it? Well I’ll tell you how much it is; but before I do that let me tell you what you’ll be getting. You’ll be getting a CD with not one, not two, not four but three Amazing songs, that’s right their so amazing, amazing gets a capital ‘A’.

Now this CD is good quality and can be played in any CD player* you can “pause” this CD mid play, imagine that! You’re listening to your favourite 6 Fingered Man song when the phone goes! Oh no what can you do? If you answer the phone you’ll be missing your song but if you ignore the phone you might be missing out on cold calling salesperson! Well with this CD you can “pause” in mid song answer the phone then play the CD again, it’ll start from the same spot! The CD also features the ability to ‘”skip” forward and back a track! No more fast forwarding or rewinding and running the risk of having your media being chewed up! The CD also comes with full “repeat” play support allowing you to listen to 6 Fingered Man all night long! Now I don’t know about you but I can’t even put a price on features like that!

Along with the CD you’ll also get a full colour front and inside cover for the CD so you’ll always know which CD it is even when it’s in amongst your other CDs. Imagine that! Be able to identify your 6 Fingered Man CD anytime!

But wait! That’s not all! Because 6 Fingered Man know only a fool would buy a CD without anything on it, and you’re no fool are you**. The CD itself contains the following 6 Fingered Man songs:

Glassback

Pick The Bones

Statues

Not only that but the CD itself has also been printed on to identify itself as an official 6 Fingered Man CD, now you’ll know what it is even if it’s not in it’s case!

Now how much would you expect to pay for such a quality item? £17.69? £15 £10? Well not from us my friend, no we will not charge you £10 nor £8! We will not even charge you £5! All we’re asking for this quality item is the meagre sum of £4. Yes that’s right only £4! We must be crazy.

Still unsure? Our scientists have discovered a previously unknown scientific fact that owning “We’ve Been Lied To” increases your sexual attractiveness can help make you rich! So be the envy of all your friends buy “We’ve Been Lied To” Today. While you’re at it why not take advantage of one of our other amazing products & deals:

	“We’ve Been Lied To” CD	£4
	T-Shirt	£6
	2x T-Shirt	£10
	Badge	30p
	2x Badges	50p
	Key Ring	50p
	The 6FM “Big One” Containging:	£10 -Yes Just £10!
	CD
	T-Shirt
	2x Badgers
	Key Ring

Glassback is also available to download from the iTunes store.

The above can be bought at any 6 Fingered Man gig alternatively let me know what you want and I’ll get it for you.

*Available from all good electrical outlet stores.

** 6 Fingered Man accept no responsibility if you are a fool. However like Mr T. we do pity you.

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