The Lift Hog
(Levatis Obnoxious)
The Lift Hogs can be found in lifts and often travel in packs. Strongly opposed to getting out of the lift under any condition even though they only need to go up one floor. Often resulting in the Stressedus Maximus Will from using the lift to move heavy boxes up and down several floors.. When challanged The Lift Hog has a distinct defensive call and goes something like this:
"Oooo your a strong young man you don't need the lift"
(Levatis Obnoxious)
The Lift Hogs can be found in lifts and often travel in packs. Strongly opposed to getting out of the lift under any condition even though they only need to go up one floor. Often resulting in the Stressedus Maximus Will from using the lift to move heavy boxes up and down several floors.. When challanged The Lift Hog has a distinct defensive call and goes something like this:
"Oooo your a strong young man you don't need the lift"
2 Comments:
Try informing them that yes, you ARE a strong young man, but the boxes on the other hand are neither strong, nor young and have no means by which they can navigate a stairway, so could you please fuck right off out of my way.
Thanks I've now tried this.
Unfortunatly it didn't work as they just stood there dumbfounded and I couldn't move them out of the lift.
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