Todays Annoying Thing Is...

Pub Landlords.

Why do we have to put up with southern landlords coming up here after finishing their training courses at chain pubs?
It's just not on, they come up here with some barmy notion that they will open up a little village pub and everyone will come from miles around as, after all they received there training at weatherspoons (or where ever) and now they know all there is to know about pub work. Well no mate sorry you don't.
You have obviously never used a hand pump before in your life, while a good head is nice on a pint of Black Sheep it shouldn't be fucking 4 inches! It wouldn't help to clean out the pipes occasionally, and those little plastic nozzles, yeah, there meant to go on the end of the tap, not just lie in the drips tray, ye gods!

It's not just the beer either is it, no. You also insist on serving crap up market sort of food such as Penne al pollo, Cuscus & Thai crab cakes. Your average joe going to the average pub at lunch time doesn't want that does he, no all he wants is gammon and egg with a side order of Theakston's old Peculiar.

What kind of a trade off is it when we give them Trev and they give us these wankers?